Okay Obama...this is what WOLF would recommend...but he's not there cause you fired him. So let me take the blame!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (Not a real release)
Washington D.C. Friday May 22, 2015
Units of the United States Military Command are being deployed to
friendly countries in Europe and elsewhere for exercises and other
duties connected with the safety and safe keeping of the citizens of
those friendly nations.
Invitations have been accepted to
station U.S. and OTHER friendly nation’s cooperative units in the
following country immediately:
now adding SYRIA
other countries WILL be added.
THIS IS NOT A REAL RELEASE!
Instead of all these fine Soldiers, Sailors and Marines
sitting around in their ships and barracks...how about putting them to use in saving the world from crackpots!