MILLERS IN LANCASTER, PA. Amish mashed for all! & hard to find..but got it: "MICHAELANGELO"

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.....it’s time again boys and girls for Uncle Stanley to tempt you with good eats!

This time...it’s a huge amish smorgasbord in lovely Lancaster, Pa.

Thanks to an old WWDB Philly listener, Ken Cutler, who actually resides in Lancaster I was able to zero in on MILLERS...on the east side...where I took my family to eat while we were vacationing up north....searching for snow.

Oh the mashed potatoes!  Out of this world...along with the desserts, of course.

My wife, Laurie ate buckets of shrimp...my son Chris and I devoured the potatoes and waited for another batch to come out from the kitchen.  I probably had meatloaf...that’s my usual thing in places like that.  Laurie’s daughter, Morgan and son Jeff also enjoyed Millers to the hilt.  In fact Jeff just emailed me that when he was in that area a few years back he took his two best friends to Millers!

My son Chris was just a little tyke and didn’t remember until I told him after we ate... we went outside with the snow on the grass and watched an Amish farmer with his horse drawn wooden plow dig up the dirt in his field not far away...then he remembered!  I’m glad I  did.

Ken Cutler says Millers has always been great but there is now another much larger restaurant called “Shady Maple” that brags it seats 1,000!  That alot of mashed potatoes and apple pie!

There’s a huge outlet mall south of Millers (those things are common up north and it’s not like the so called “outlet”malls down here in Florida.  Up there the Mikasa is for sale at a real reduced price...along with all those famous sneakers.  You CAN go broke at Rockvale outlet mall saving money!

Oh, you can also visit some of the classic “named” towns around there:  INTERCOURSE...CLIMAX...AND  my favorite...BIRD-in-HAND!
                                        _________________________

and..... found it.
MICHELANGELO...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOdZLJ0eESI

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http://www.millerssmorgasbord.com

The silk panties girlfriend! The most read post of the 1,348 (wonder why)& a good listen of my national show live all ight.

                                   Great new copy of pic...just found today in Google search

Tired Guy

 brown eyes...brown hair...and silk panties...(keep reading)

some left over bits and pieces....

“Stay Awake Stan”...WIRL 1959.  

I cheated just a tiny bit.  I snoozed for about 20 minutes in the middle of the eight and half day stay awake promotion.  Sorry.  

Never told a soul.

The station booked a hotel room for me where I could rest and shower and change clothes each day.  I had to be accompanied by someone who would be responsible for keeping me awake while resting.

On one particular day...nobody showed for that duty...and I went on my merry way to the hotel anyway

I showered and dressed and then lay down on the bed to just rest for ten minutes or so.  I apparently dozed off for about 20 minutes...and woke up startled at my own mistake.  I really don’t think I was asleep.  Anyway...you’re finding out about it...after all these years

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While on that subject...you’ll get a kick out of this goodie.

One evening after store closing hours in downtown Peoria the manager of a nice department store (station sponsor also) dropped by the new car dealer showroom where I was holding forth 24 hours a day for eight and a half days.

My girlfriend Sharon (brown hair...brown eyes...well tanned and lovely all over) was with with me.  All I can say is Sharon knew what to do and did it all well...you get the picture guys?

The store manager ask if we’d like to go shopping...for free. Why not!

We walked the few blocks to his store and he unlocked a back door and said. “Take whatever you want...it’s on me!”

Wow....who could refuse such an offer.

I can’t remember what I picked up...nothing significant probably but the beauty with me headed right for the lingerie.  She proceeded to select about a dozen silk panties and said “ok”.

The man looked at her. 

“Are you sure that’s all you want?”

She said “yes...thanks.”

Back in the new car showroom she did some modeling for me.  She looked great!  We finished the night in the back seat of a new car...I forgot the make!

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                   Here's another national show...coast to coast...from 1994

click here:

                       http://youtu.be/xG0CAeelP_c

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Hurricane Wilma was a bitch!

Wilma aiming at me!

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        Hurricanes that come in from the Atlantic Ocean toward south Florida don’t seem to cause the massive destruction and loss of life (except Andrew) and I’ve been thru several of those when I was living here on and off since the 1970’s.

      Wilma in 2005 was different.  Wilma was another category 5 just like Andrew but she circled around the keys into the Gulf Of Mexico and made a sharp right turn across the Everglades toward the western suburbs of Ft. Lauderdale.

      Laurie and I had split by this time and I was living in a nice apartment about a mile from the Everglades and there was nothing to stop the storm from blasting us pretty good.

       I wasn’t doing a show at the time so I could devote my full attention into being safe and secure for myself and my kitty.  Actually he took it pretty good but he doesn’t like loud noise and he heard a lot of that for a couple of days and nights!

      My apartment is on some water...a small lake and the winds were blowing the water onto the patio.  That was unusual.

      The strong firedoor of the apartment was starting to cave from all the heavy wind and I feared it would get blown off its hinges so I moved a very large and heavy bookcase over to block the door from caving. We weren’t going anywhere anyway!

      The power was off of course.  FPL, the power company here has had much trouble in south Florida for years which seems strange since we don’t have the ice storms...snow and other stuff that other locations have to cause problems.         They have finally begun improvements in the past few years and even so you can still count of needing batteries for flashlights and radios during intense storms here.

      The storm eventually moved away after doing considerable damage up and down the state.  MY car had been parked under a tree.  That’s a mistake that won’t happen again.  It was not a new car...about five years old but it was totaled.  The insurance company had no patience in these cases because of all the claims filed and it was easier just to write it off and pay you off.  I was lucky to have one of the new cars (forgot which model) for review so I had that one to drive....knowing they would replace it with another in a week.

      So that you’ll understand the intensity of this kind of storm...my patio was enclosed with screen and facing north.  The car was parked on the south side of my lot near some huge old trees and a pool and tennis courts.

      A few days after the storm I went out to search for some new cushions which blew off my patio chairs. I found one...didn’t find any others.  The cushion I found was on the tennis courts!  So that cushion would have had to be taken by the wind...pulled thru now broken patio screens...hurled high...and I mean high enough to clear the top of this section of the apartment complex and then...higher in the air above tree top heights and about 100 yards further on to the tennis courts.  Now that’s a trip.  All this and it still looked fairly new!

      That was a hurricane named Wilma back in 2005 and it convinced me of one thing.  The next time a storm like that comes in from the west...get the hell out!

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Hurrican ANDREW.....

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ANDREW...1992

I’ve been through two big storms in recent years of living in south Florida.

Just after about a year of America’s first LIVE all night call in program...we started to get the warnings about Hurricane Andrew. 

It was August 1992 and I was still commuting to the Tampa area weekly to do the show on about 100 stations!

When it became apparent that the storm was going to hit 

the Miami area I instructed the producer to go to tape as I was headed back home to be with the family.

One of the few “perks” of storms was the tolls were dropped on the tollroads and turnpikes facing the storm.

After Laurie and I had married I moved into her three bedroom townhouse in the Jacaranda area of the city of Plantation which is a Ft. Lauderdale suburb.

The place was built well and we didn’t get any real serious damage as the storm blasted into the southern reaches of Miami about 10 to 15 miles south of us...causing wide spread devastation there...but just uprooting trees on the golf courses near us. The  power did go out and we got the usual storm problems around the neighborhood...traffic lights out ..gas stations either closed or out of fuel etc.

So...Hurricane Andrew was no problem in the area where we lived...but Hurricane Wilma was a “bitch”!

WILMA NEXT!

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In Vietnam...two guys from Gemany I knew!

   .....When I got to Vietnam I ran into not one but TWO former AFN’ers (Germany).
    One admitted to me he was CIA. And I didn’t even ask!
                                  
   The CIA guy was named Joe something...sorry I can’t remember (maybe the first time I’ve written that on this entire blog...pretty good huh?)
    I ran into him a few weeks again and asked if I could use his circuit (always open while others were not) to broadcast reports to the states.  He smiled and said “no”.
                                 ---------------------                                       
     ....The other guy was a lot more interesting.
Sergeant Chuck Renner...formerly with American Forces Network in Frankfurt and now....who knows?  Chuck never really told me what unit he was with etc. in Nam.
    I told him I was recording one hour programs for use to radio stations in the states.
    I ask him if there was a particular bar I might do a show from...to give an example of what the guys did in their off hours.
    He laughed and said “Yes” and we proceeded with my tape recorder down the road.
    I forgot the name of the bar....maybe on purpose. He warned me things could get a bit sticky as some of the guys weren’t “into” members of the press invading their abode.
    I was not happy choosing this place.
    Actually as I recall we were inside only a few minutes before I could even press the record button on the tape and were “escorted” out the door and told not to come back.
    Well at least they were nice about it...didn’t pick me up and toss me out the door...which is what I half expected.
    I thanked Sgt Renner and bid him adieu.

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Still No Cuban Internet?

This blog: 109 Nations...92,000 views!

    ....Now this is great.  We just got word that some young people in CUBA invented their own internet! How innovative can you get and jail was probably one aspect they considered if caught.

Click here for the story and “way to go guys”!

http://www.businessinsider.com/cuban-youth-built-a-secret-internet-network-2015-1

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MACEDONIA (FYROM).....109 !

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ICELAND....108.....and the end....HANG ON and dance!

        
      

        
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HANG ON WORLD....LET'S DANCE!!!!! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuapCENFM2U

bet you cant dance to this just one time!

ghosts of Saddam...and the Shah!!!!

...the ghost of the Shah of Iran..came to me in the middle of the night.

   “Mr. Major...We come to express our deep concern with what is about to happen in Iraq.  I am accompanied here by former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein who speaks for both of us.”

 “Yes”..Saddam intoned. “whatever actions the Shah and I were accused of will pale into insignificance when these brutal blood thirsty rebels capture Baghdad.”

 The Shah then summed up their appearance here...

“you reach a great many nations in your writings.  Please seek help for the Iraqi people before it is too late.”

...and with that the Shah and Saddam disappeared into the night.

 I made some notes...(tell Putin this is MORE important than his neighbors)and went back to sleep...fitfully.

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so...where'a our big hurricane!

Neil's Susanne

 so's where is our big hurricane?  better this way...I think


http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT04/refresh/AL0415W5_NL+gif/084450W5_NL_sm.gif

 and....much better with Neil Diamond.......

 FOR JACKIE....FOREVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TWctTMg1l4



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car is slow...really slow & states where you can CARRY

won't speed!

   ....Shades of the old Ralph Nader days in the automobile biz.  Remember those seat belts you HAD to buckle or your car wouldn’t start?  That went over big didn’t it!  Mechanics made a bundle of money off you “unbuckling” Nader's dumbass rule.
    Now...here it comes again!
    When will they learn?
 
read on:

http://www.dailyfinance.com/2015/04/06/ford-smax-minivan-wont-break-speed-limit/?ncid=emlblstusdail00000005&mobile=false
                             ____________________

    ...and by the way...can anyone tell me why everyone seems to favor a black car? 
    There are so many nice colors on cars today but it seems they don’t make it off the lot!
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....For Your information...here are the five states that let you carry a gun....concealed!  Just permit needed.

click below:
http://www.vox.com/2015/4/6/8353075/concealed-carry-map

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50 BEST HOTELS!

 First report on Dollar store changes.
    since the merger of Dollar Tree  (the winner) and Family Dollar here’s our observance.
Family Dollar gone.....Dollar Tree wins it’s spot near the new Walmart here.
    Now comes the wondering about my favorite Dollar Tree near my Publix. No real need to to keep it going as we will be be well serviced by the new one near Walmart.  So...we’ll see.
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Returning Ducks report.
    So far just the two Whistle Ducks I saw yesterday.  I’ll let ya know.

                               ________________________
The Miami Marlins got hot but too late. Right now they can’t be beat...that IS weird.

                                   ++++++++++++++++++++

Now these are really pretty photos to enjoy,  And a bunch of them. click below

               http://www.travelandleisure.com/slideshows/worlds-best-hotels/2

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JULIETTE.....Ready when you are...make babies...more babies.......isn't this fun!

Juliette/Jet Lag

Let's make babies...make babies...make MORE babies!
    The ways Europe is trying to convince its citizens to make more babies.

    ....See...they ought to hire ME.  I just walk by a female and they get preggys!  I could populate all of Europe!  We could begin with Juliette!  Did you guys see “JET LAG”.  wow...mainly the last half hour or so...god does she look good (still)
.....here’s a paste up of the desperation in Europe from fewer babies!
                              __________________
   
    Much has been written about Europe's debt and financial crises. This, however, is not the only challenge the continent faces: Some European countries are rapidly aging.

    All over the continent, potential parents have shown reluctance to have more babies. Hence, governments and advocacy groups are becoming increasingly creative about getting their citizens to make babies.

    French children can do nearly everything for free or for a discounted price
    Although American tourists frequently complain about prices in France, raising a child in France is the opposite experience. Children can use public transport for free or are heavily discounted. The same applies to museums, cinemas, theaters and virtually any other cultural institution.

    Like other European countries, such as Germany, France also pays families with children and teenagers who are younger than 20 a monthly allowance. Throughout their teenage years, the French receive governmental benefits for student housing and other expenses if their family income does not exceed a certain threshold.

     This dating site is only for Danes who want to have children
                                   (Love & Kids)
                            __________________

I’m READY AND EAGER TO HELP EUROPE...MAKE BABIES AND GET PAID GREAT $ DOING IT!

email me...send me the plane ticket...
l’ll be there!

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buy your next car at......COTSCO! I kidd you not

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A left over cold war note:
....it got serious in the army....Germany was divided into 4 sections, Russian, US, British and French.  each country was allowed to have a jeep or two with their markings that were free to drive thru any sector...but there were scary signs ...if you see this jeep notify your command hdqrs immediately!
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       C'mon... buy CAR at COTSCO! Everyone else is.....

click below:

http://www.dailyfinance.com/2015/08/12/costco-car-buying-service/ 

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Go Vlad...Go Vlad!

-Vladimir-Putin-takes-control-research-submarine-
Black-Sea-latest-bizarre-stunt.

RUSSIAN SOLDIERS IN SYRIA

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 .....So Vlad, since you brought this up.....I have a plan for you to become the "savior" of Europe.

Since both Obama and Cameron are wimps and won't send the divisions of troops in against ISIS why not send YOUR divisions in?

There is NOTHING scarier to the average head chopping crazy than Russian troops.

Send them into SYRIA...then IRAQ....and watch how fast the crazies flee that part of the world!

BE SURE TO ORDER YOUR RUSSIAN TROOPS TO DO SOME REALLY HORRIFIC
THINGS SO THAT THE PRESS GETS THE WORD OUT.

"THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING...THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING" WILL BECOME A FAST AND FAVORITE SLOGAN AND... WAVE BYE BYE TO THE BAD GUYS.

YOU have the West worried you may become buddy buddy with Greece if you help her out...$
Now they can worry about YOU getting the respect and good will from the REST of Europe.

Serves the wimps...Obama and Cameron right.

And the 82nd Airborne divisions STILL sit in their barracks waiting for some kind of orders to move out somewhere.

Here's the story that started it all.
click below:

 http://rt.com/news/270301-isis-initiative-coalition-damascus/


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THE WHISTLE DUCKS ARE BACK...well two of them so far

They must have just arrived from the north...munching away on the grass.  I had a nice one way conversation with them.


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An explanation is in order.
Cuba still does not have the internet.....BUT this is more than just wishful thinking ...because it should open up soon. HOWEVER PROTESTERS KEEP GETTING ARRESTED....SO WE WILL NOT BE AS ENTHUSIASTIC AS WE WERE.
        
         

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Now...the Mafia wants to help!

             
    I was startled out of sleep by two guys standing over my bed.
    They didn’t look familiar.’
    “Major...I’m Meyer Lansky........and this is Mr Siegel (don’t call him Bugsy!)”
    I won’t sir...it’s nice to met both of you.
    “We’ve seen what’s going on over there in Europe with these crazy’s chopping off heads and stuff...
    ‘Sounds like something I’d do...chuckled “Bugsy.”
We thought we might be able to help by offering some of our men to Mr. Obama.  Seems he doesn’t know how to win a  war...so we’d like to help him out.”
    “They usually know how to hurt people too...and I’m sure some of those crazies over there would be running like hell if they knew some “organization” men were after them!”
    Good idea sir...I’ll pass that along.
Then Siegel said...”how are things in Vegas.  All those new hotels sure look nice”
    Oh yes Mr. Siegel....you wouldn’t believe the inside of those places...I haven’t been there for some time...I’ve got to visit! 
    I used to work in a radio station in the rear of YOUR Flamingo sir.  Betty Garble sunbathing by the pool...Harry James in the lounge...Frank Sinatra at the Sands.  You guys really knew how to put on shows!
    “And make money...Siegle added..don’t forget that!”
    Right...money making machines out there then.
“Well Mr. Major pass on the info for us”.....and as they turned I asked Lansky...
    Mr. Lanskey did you know Neil Rogers and I used to joke about you walking your dog?
    “He smiled...oh yea...we thought it was funny too!”
and off they went...Bugsy Siegel and Meyer Lansky... two of the biggest crime figures ever...in this country.
    I tried to get back to sleep.


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GENERAL PATTON SAYS "WAR"

        ....In my sleep I was dreaming that someone...military type of high rank was ordering me to stand to attention.
    I jerked out of the sleep opened my eyes and there he was...in full medals and battle array with the pearl pistols still in their place but ready for action at any moment.
    “General Patton?”
“You got that right mister.  General George S. Patton
    “You're a Major correct?
Yes...that’s my name”
    “Well you have to pay attention as I outrank you and anybody else around here.
    Yes sir.
    this guy...this President Obama, is it,
    He needs to get off his sorry ass and lead the men into battle to save Europe and the middle east.
    I know...I’ve been saying that...
    I hear you Major...send in the troops...send in all the troops.
        they don't need to be back here in the states guarding laundrymats...they need to do some serious head chopping themselves
    “I heard FDR was here to visit you and admitted what I’ve said for years...we should have killed  HITLER back in the in 30’s....
    Well...tell Obama this is the same thing and we are a great nation with fine men and women of the Armed Forces who want that action now,  Dont let him diddle sending over hunreds...send thousands!
    He’ll have his legacy then...in a big way plus the thanks of millions for doing the job right!
    ....and with that the ghostly presence of General Patton disappeared from my bedroom.
    “I shrugged and said out load to nobody...
I’ll just keep trying!
                          ________________
Here's General Patton for Renault:


https://soundcloud.com/stan-major-radio/general-patton-for-renault

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YOU CAN'T WIN A WAR IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE GAME!

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                                   __________________ 

My Middle East WAR...or how to kick ISIS’ ass back into “his paradise” forever.

       you will note I am not commemorating for the North Viets the fall of Saigon.

    they gave us 58 thousand American dead
       we gave them a Reebok factory.

    Even now...we can’t fight and win at war.

    Isis goes where he pleases...chops off heads in plane sight...and what do we do.    Why...fire the top brains at the CIA who put it together to get Bin Laden!  Smart huh. That’s Obama.   
    I recall there was some looney-bin in Europe in the 30's that nobody took seriously. Guy named Hitler.

So...now...here’s how we ought to handle Isis and his sick band of misfits.

Take the 82nd Airborne......and the 101st with em and land them all over the Middle East.

Also....move the Big Red One onto the same territory and go to work.
If you need more units...send em in.  Add the 10th Mountain Unit....Rangers...Special Forces....Marine Corp Recon and of course...the famous Navy Seals who got  Bin Laden.

Clean up this mess...and then just get the hell out...but warn anyone that “we can return” at will.

the Stan Major  solution to idiot Isis!


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Cardinal fans know a winner!

ICHIRO THANKS CARDINAL CROWD

     There was another of “those” moments in baseball last  night.
The scene..Busch Stadium..home of the St. Louis Cardinals.
    first inning...Marlins vs the Cards.
    At bat...Ichrio Suzuki of the Marlins ....who takes a swing and fouls the ball off.
    But the next pitch he rips into the outfield for a base hit.  But it was not just ANY base hit.
    By the time Ichiro reached first base....the Cardinal fans were rising to their feet...screaming  and clapping and for the famous Japanese ball player who had just broken one of the hardest historical records that of Ty Cobb . Now...Ichiro was second on that base hit list.
    He seemed rather surprised at the show of enthusiasm but Cardinal fans are like that..probably more so than any other.
Finally he doffed his plastic hitting helmet and turned to the crowd...and the noise rose again.
    His next target...the  three thousand hit mark...and he is about 80 some hits to go for that.  He’ make it...sometime next season.
    and lucky Miami fans....both he and the Marlins say he would be welcomed back to do that as a Marlin!
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still waiting...to helpout~

EITHER Selena~ wow!

or a KATE look alike!

or



I posted this months ago when this border mess started.
Apparently this is still being offered? You'd think they could find me one of these!


...Ok...I’ll help out.  

 Send me the first one who looks like

                      SELENA GOMEZ! (Or even KATE!)

   click here...make $7,000 a month!

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/07/29/Collect-More-Than-7-2-k-Per-Month-for-Fostering-Adult-Illegal-Aliens

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and still another weird radio story: (From Tom Taylor's NOW newsletter)

The Name Game - Syndicated host Stan Major says "Back in 1959-1960 when I was rocking away every afternoon on Chicago's WJJD, I was quite popular. 

Well, it was way before WLS and our only competition was WIND, with a signal that might get to La Grange, but we were heard all the way to Boston. 

Some creep in the thief business decided he would pose as me and approach the teen cashiers at local businesses and pull the fast-change scam. It appeared to work. 

     He said he was 'Stan Major' and 'on the radio,' and the cashiers got a bit flustered. He gave them a $5 bill, then claimed it had been a $20. He pulled this off for awhile without getting caught. 

     Someone at a store called me and told me what was going on. I never heard anything from any police department, but I do know that one stores he hit was in Mt. Prospect, the suburb where our home was. 

     It all faded away when I left Chicago, and I’ve never mentioned it until now." 

my email (for Selena or Kate or anyone!)

stanmajor@aol.com

THE BEST CANDY.....IN THE WORLD...Fannie May

       FANNY MAE      NO NOT FANNY FARMER)

I don't know why I haven't during the past few years mentioned Fanny Mae.
My favorite (only will eat this) white buttercreams covered in dark chocolate!

...FANNY MAE...white buttercream with dark chocolate outside!   There it is, folks, my all time most favorite candy in the world...made right there in the Windy! (at least it used to be...maybe it’s made in Vietnam now...like Reeboks...and everything else.

No..not Fanny ‘Farmer”  they can’t even come close to Fannie May.  Here’s their website...just order me a box...dark chocolate with white cream inside.

thanks

click here:

http://www.fanniemay.com/best-gourmet-chocolate-gifts?redl=1

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A really scary visitation.............

RUSSIANS IN AFGHANISTAN...If they can do this...so can Obama!

(Dedicated to 'THE WOLF" and to Maya.... Zero Dark 30)
 
NOW...A really scary visitation........(NEW)


    I was driving down Atlantic Boulevard in Coral Springs, Fl...and it’s always a nervous ride.  One time the ghost of Mohammed Atta appeared in the passenger seat...(his apartment had been nearby).
So I kept my foot on the gas and my fingers crossed...but it didn’t work.
    There he was...Atta...who crashed into one of the twin towers on 9/11.
    But wait...he wasn’t alone.
I got a real tense feeling now.   
“Major” yes Atta.....I remember you from before.”
    “You have an honored guest in the back...the Sheik.”
I glanced in the mirror and there he was
       
                    OSAMA bin Laden himself

Actually...what does one say at a time like this?

“Mr Major...”
Yes sheik...”

    “I’ve come to warn you and your President about this man ISIS”
    now I was shocked!
    Warn us?  why would you do that...you guys would be on the same side!
    “Not at all.  he is evil...and  his followers are evil.”
    “I may have blown things up...but he is sinister and must be stopped.”
    Tell your President to end this threat at all costs...or many will die...including my Muslim followers.
“Yes sir...I’ve been trying”.
Try harder my son.
Now..before I go...I say “thank you.”
You collected funds for us while we were on the run from the Russians...and though you might think it wasn’t much...it was just enough to give us...thousands of us some hope that America DID care.  So thank you.
and with that they both were gone.
    I pulled the car over and got out and looked around and everything seemed eerily quiet and normal.  Got back in to drive and there was Atta again...all alone this time.
    “I must add my thanks to what you did.  I was on that mountaintop when the food from from those  funds arrived and we all...all prayed for you then.  You had given us  hope.      
I thank you!”
    Then...Atta was gone.
I drove on home.
What a night.


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Cold war stuff....and buy your car(?) at Costco

A left over cold war note:
....it got serious in the army....Germany was divided into 4 sections, Russian, US, British and French.  each country was allowed to have a jeep or two with their markings that were free to drive thru any sector...but there were scary signs ...if you see this jeep notify your command hdqrs immediately!
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       C'mon... buy CAR at COTSCO! Everyone else is.....

click below:

http://www.dailyfinance.com/2015/08/12/costco-car-buying-service/ 

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KIDS AND CELL PHONES....LOOK OUT Don't you dare take the kid's cell away!

repost  

 UPDATE: I posted this some months ago.  Now we have perhaps the first example of how addictive cells are to people...especially kids!

click here ((new story)

http://www.rantlifestyle.com/2015/03/23/http://www.gonavy.jp/CVLocation.html12-year-old-girl-poisoning-mom-over-iphone-raises-serious-societal-questions/


(former post)

Inquiring minds want to know:

...has anyone committed suicide because their cell phone is gone...shut off or whatever?

I get the distinct impression we are going to see a brand new disease... NOT from use of a cell too much...but for utter despondency in having it no more!  I mean...how can life go on?

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Son Chris in LA is working for a music management company.  He has been setting up a stream....and picking the music played.

click here:

   
    Dashradio.com/gpen

my email:

stanmajor@aol.com