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| STARMAN...the movie |
...every notice that when you have to change planes at a big airport and the switch needs to be fast...the plane you have to take is ALWAYS at the farthest gate from where you land!
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...that the best looking girl (or guy) you’ve seen in years is always leaving the store or mall just when you get there!
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...that, that game you really wanted to watch is blacked out!
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...that the shoes like Reeboks (or whatever) that you’ve been saving for and finally are going to order online are always “sold out” & “don’t know when will be available!” (thanks Fingerhut!)
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Most disappointing “non-sequel” never made:
Starman 2
Karen Allen (hot in panties with a gun!) left with a baby alien or vice versa and NO movie of that! Hollywood has it’s head up its ass! Just look at the crap out today.
Here’s an extensive(and boy I mean extensive) critic of the movie STARMAN...from a guy who didn’t like it when it came out...but boy did he grow up!
skip the "I am a great authority" crap...about the first 20 paragraphs and get to the actual STARMAN review...it's something else!
skip the "I am a great authority" crap...about the first 20 paragraphs and get to the actual STARMAN review...it's something else!
stanmajor@aol.com
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