Tuesday, April 15, 2014


sent to me from Bruce Still  &  George Camden 
Nine Thoughts to Ponder

Number 9
 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.   If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5
 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

 ...and as someone recently said to me:
 Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

thanks Bruce for the forward.  let’s not forget the old newspaper guy in Peoria...on the corner by our building selling papers...in snow, sleet, rain etc and always telling us his philosophy of life:

It could always be worse!”


P.S. That great country and western legend jock Red Jones (AFN)is still kicking...forwading stuff like the above to me all the time.
Now I can send him something!


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