FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (Not a real release but should be)
Washington D.C. Friday May 8, 2015
Units of the United States Military Command are being deployed to friendly countries in Europe and elsewhere for exercises and other duties connected with the safety and safe keeping of the citizens of those friendly nations.
Invitations have been accepted to station U.S. and OTHER friendly nation’s cooperative units in the following countries immediately:
United Arab Emirates
other countries may be added.
THIS IS NOT A REAL RELEASE!
Instead of all these fine Soldiers, Sailors and Marines
sitting around in their ships and barracks...how about putting them to use in saving the world from crackpots!