Monday, May 25, 2015

thoughts...and remember...it could be worse! it could always be worse!



sent to me from Bruce Still  &  George Camden 
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Nine Thoughts to Ponder

Number 9
 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.   If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5
 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

 ...and as someone recently said to me:
 Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
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thanks Bruce for the forward.  let’s not forget the old newspaper guy in Peoria...on the corner by our building selling papers...in snow, sleet, rain etc and always telling us his philosophy of life:

“IT COULD BE WORSE... 
It could always be worse!”

TO THE FINISH LINE.......this is a great tv commercial
click below

http://www.values.com/inspirational-stories-tv-spots/124-finish-line





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